Where's my white collarless shirt from Fred Segal? It's my most capable-looking outfit!

I remember a great America where we made everything. There was a time when the only thing you got from Japan was a really bad cheap transistor radio that some aunt gave you for Christmas.

Women are the architects of society

It's my body and if I want to do it like Michael Jackson, I will. My nose bothered me for a long time. Now it's smaller and I'm happy. If I wanna put my tits on my back, they're mine!

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him.

The only thing in the world you can change is yourself and that makes all the difference in the world.

Donald Trump can't come up with a hairstyle that looks human, how can he come up with a plan to defeat ISIS.