My relationships usually last a few years. When I'm involved with a man, other men are fascinated with me, but the minute I'm single again, half of those men disappear because they don't have the balls to really want me.

I've been up and down so many times that I feel as if I'm in a revolving door.

In the recession people are going to be looking even more at what movie stars are wearing, as it provides a fantasy outlet.

Sometimes I feel like an old hooker.

I'm just the worst little Buddhist in town.

Donald Trump can't come up with a hairstyle that looks human, how can he come up with a plan to defeat ISIS.

What am I supposed to do, Sit around and wait for you? Well I can't do that, And there's no turning back. I need time to move on, I need love to feel strong. Cause I've got time to think it through, And maybe I'm too good for you!