OMG! Is this true? [Marcus Bachmann] has a Christian clinic where he de-programs gay boys & girls! I'm gonna strangle him with my Boa!
Donald Trump can't come up with a hairstyle that looks human, how can he come up with a plan to defeat ISIS.
Where's my white collarless shirt from Fred Segal? It's my most capable-looking outfit!
For someone who likes tattoos, the most precious thing is bare skin.
I'm going to have wrinkles really soon
Someone once said "The only thing that will be left after a nuclear holocaust is Cher and cockroaches." I think that's funny, because, you know, I am a survivor. If I am anything, that's what I am.