Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great.

Christian said he'd call the next day, but in boy time that meant Thursday.

I only answer to two people, myself and God.

I felt impotent and out of control, which I really, really hate. I had to find sanctuary in a place where I could gather my thoughts and regain my strength.

Gay guys like a certain kind of woman. They like a flamboyant woman that's broken. They like a balls-to-the-wall woman, motherly but not; sexual but not. Gay guys are like this: they either love you or they don't even know you're on the planet. Once you have them, you have them.

Would you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. That is an unequivocal sex invite.

It's a dirty job being ridiculous, but I'll do it