Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great.

My mother once said "If you don't pay attention to age, then it won't pay attention to you." And she says it, and it sounds nice, but I don't buy it.

Christian said he'd call the next day, but in boy time that meant Thursday.

Credibility is to be good. You must be good. That's all I ever wanted - to be good at what I did.

Where's my white collarless shirt from Fred Segal? It's my most capable-looking outfit!

I was a shy ugly kid who led a big fantasy life. I thought I was an angel sent from heaven, to cure polio. When Dr. Salk did that I was really pissed off.

OMG! Is this true? [Marcus Bachmann] has a Christian clinic where he de-programs gay boys & girls! I'm gonna strangle him with my Boa!