Christian said he'd call the next day, but in boy time that meant Thursday.

I'm just the worst little Buddhist in town.

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him.

I can't do coffee, but I can do Dr. Pepper.

Christian said he'd call the next day, but in boy time that meant Thursday.

It doesn't always turn out. It's not always a happy ending when sometimes you say things that you think, and it goes against the grain of the larger group.

I've been screaming at the top of my lungs at my family, 'Work out! Work out! Old age is coming!'