I am the girl who everyone said was never going anywhere. I guess I shocked a few people.
Sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds boys of being naked, and then they think of sex.
Donald Trump can't come up with a hairstyle that looks human, how can he come up with a plan to defeat ISIS.
Honesty makes me feel powerful in a difficult world.
Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.
Sometimes I feel like an old hooker.