My mother once said "If you don't pay attention to age, then it won't pay attention to you." And she says it, and it sounds nice, but I don't buy it.

I wouldn't give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath and don't take any of it too seriously.

I have no belief in the system. So Sonny is perfectly at home (in Washington D.C.). Politicians are one step down below used-car salesmen.

I won't be able to do what I'm doing forever. There aren't that many scripts floating around for fifty-year-old chicks.

It's a dirty job being ridiculous, but I'll do it

I am never offended when I see the drag-queens dressed up like me.

I am a part of history whether people want to take it seriously or not.