I'm just the worst little Buddhist in town.
Don't take your toys inside just because it's raining.
A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.
If you can't go straight ahead, you go around the corner.
Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.
I won't be able to do what I'm doing forever. There aren't that many scripts floating around for fifty-year-old chicks.