I am never offended when I see the drag-queens dressed up like me.
Some years I'm the coolest thing that ever happened, and then the next year everyone's so over me, and I'm just so past my sell date.
Where's my white collarless shirt from Fred Segal? It's my most capable-looking outfit!
The truth is that in my job, becoming old and becoming extinct are one and the same thing.
Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.
If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life.