I can trust my friends... these people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow.
Would you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. That is an unequivocal sex invite.
I always wanted to be famous because I thought that if I couldn't be good [at something], I'd be famous. I was never really good. I was just something different and I got to be famous for being different.
Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.
I can't do coffee, but I can do Dr. Pepper.
I would have gone home to my mother, but I'm not that crazy about my mother.