There is only one value to having the look you have when you are young and no value to the look you have when you are older.

I think that the longer I look good, the better gay men feel.

I remember a great America where we made everything. There was a time when the only thing you got from Japan was a really bad cheap transistor radio that some aunt gave you for Christmas.

I wouldn't give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath and don't take any of it too seriously.

If a man's a good kisser, he's a great f-.

The first concert I attended was an Elvis concert when I was eleven. Even at that age he made me realize the tremendous effect a performer could have on an audience.

I can't do coffee, but I can do Dr. Pepper.