Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.
If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life.
When you stop trying to find the right man and start becoming the right woman, the right man will find his way to you.
Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.
The truth is that in my job, becoming old and becoming extinct are one and the same thing.
I don't need a man. But I'm happier with one. I like to have someone I can touch and squeeze and kiss. But I don't fold up and die if I don't have a man around.