The only thing in the world you can change is yourself and that makes all the difference in the world.

I've been screaming at the top of my lungs at my family, 'Work out! Work out! Old age is coming!'

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life.

Words are like weapons; they wound sometimes.

Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.

Christian said he'd call the next day, but in boy time that meant Thursday.

It's a dirty job being ridiculous, but I'll do it