The only thing in the world you can change is yourself and that makes all the difference in the world.
I love ghosts, I prefer ghosts to some people.
Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.
You make good coffee . . . You're a slob, but you make good coffee.
I'm the female equivalent of a counterfeit $20 bill. Half of what you see is a pretty good reproduction, the rest is a fraud.
I'm scared to death of being poor. It's like a fat girl who loses 500 pounds but is always fat inside. I grew up poor and will always feel poor inside. It's my pet paranoia.