When I grew up, it was a time when women were just supposed to be cute and not have many opinions. My mother and her friends were quite different. They were all the most beautiful women you've ever seen ... and they were very strong women.

If I want to put my tits on my back, it's nobody's business but my own.

Donald Trump can't come up with a hairstyle that looks human, how can he come up with a plan to defeat ISIS.

Men aren't necessities, they're luxuries.

I'm not gonna become Ann Bancroft or Meryl Streep and have all the burden that being a "serious actress" entails.

I wear my clothes, my clothes don't wear me.

You make good coffee . . . You're a slob, but you make good coffee.