Every time I get injured I measure it's severity by asking myself 'Would this stop me from going to Disneyland?'

I just downloaded the new Alvin and the Chipmunks album! They're the only guys that make music in my key!

Whether I'm in front of the camera, behind the camera, at my computer writing a novel or a screenplay, as long as I get to entertain someone out there, I'm happy.

I could never rap, personally. I can't even wrap presents.

I kind of did this thing in high school, a spoof of 'Sweeney Todd' called 'Shirley Todd,' and I had a great time doing that.

A villain is just a victim whose story hasn’t been told.

The world will always choose convenience over reality. It's easier to hate, blame, and fear than it is to understand. No one wants the truth; they want entertainment.