Every time I get injured I measure it's severity by asking myself 'Would this stop me from going to Disneyland?'

You don’t get to pick where you’re from, but you always have control of where you’re going.

To Grandma: Once upon a time, there was a boy who flew.

I just downloaded the new Alvin and the Chipmunks album! They're the only guys that make music in my key!

I'm really not good blackmail material.

The gay people I knew in real life were soft spoken and didn't want to call attention to themselves because they were terrified of exposing themselves, of people finding out that they're gay.

Whether I'm in front of the camera, behind the camera, at my computer writing a novel or a screenplay, as long as I get to entertain someone out there, I'm happy.