People still call me ma’am on the phone, and it’s just part of life now. I’m not even phased by it… Going through DriveThrus is always fun, because it’s always so shocking when they see me. It’d just be kind of like, ‘Thank you ma… woah!! Woah, sorry about that!’

I don’t think I have the right parts to appreciate '50 Shades of Grey'.

It doesn't matter how old I get, I always act like an excited five year-old kid with severe ADD and a waddle at Disneyland.

There's nothing wrong with you. There's a lot wrong with the world you live in. And definitely get out of high school and make everyone sorry.

Sometimes you have good days, and sometimes you have bad days. It really depends on how much caffeine you've had.

People are not born heroes or villains; they’re created by the people around them.

...because a life without meaning, without drive or focus, without dreams or goals, isn't a life worth living.