My imaginary friends have become my imaginary children.

...because a life without meaning, without drive or focus, without dreams or goals, isn't a life worth living.

The gay people I knew in real life were soft spoken and didn't want to call attention to themselves because they were terrified of exposing themselves, of people finding out that they're gay.

There's nothing wrong with you. There's a lot wrong with the world you live in. And definitely get out of high school and make everyone sorry.

I've been pushed down many flights of stairs in my time, but I always manage to find an elevator

To be famous is to stand on a pedestal and give the world permission to tell you all your flaws.

Woo! It's so cold, I think we may be twin sisters now," he said through rattling teeth.