I like girls who are self-deprecating. I like girls who make fun of themselves. If you can't poke fun at yourself, what are you? I just want someone with a good soul. That's about it. The rest I'm really flexible on.

Every guy I know has some sort of freak injury in their body.

I've managed to do movies and still keep a lifestyle where I can go to ballgames, go to a grocery store like everybody else.

I weep at everything. I love things so much - I just never want to dilute that.

If you want to be around in 10 years you've got to do something to differentiate yourself from the pack.

For the youth, the indignation of most things will just surge as each birthday passes.

I can handle the craziness some of the time, maybe most of the time. But I know I can't handle it all of the time.