I honestly think hipsters eat with their assholes because they consume everything wrong.
Chris HardwickStand-up isn't something I just sit down and start writing - it's ideas you come up with in the shower, while you're driving, waiting in line.
Chris HardwickIf I wasn't acting or doing stand-up, I would be in animation. Or if I had the discipline I might studies physics.
Chris HardwickEven before I had an assistant, my calendar was color-coded and I had all these different e-mail rules for how to prioritize e-mails, so I made it a point years ago to figure all that stuff out because my life was a mess.
Chris Hardwick