I am a freelancer. My services are available to anyone at any time.

Some people learn comedy, and some people just are comedy.

I don't know if I'm a Twitter addict. That seems kind of harsh. I would say it's more that I'm seriously involved. That it's a long-term relationship - like a girlfriend, which my actual girlfriend loves to hear.

Twitter is really a hyper-distilled version of how the internet should work - short bursts of relatively useful information.

Twitter is basically text messaging. Twitter is a guy you can always elbow in the side and say, "Hey, look, a guy in a clown suit just threw up!" And I don't have 400-800 words to say about that, I just wanted to say that one thing.

The podcast movement was really a creative survival mechanism for standup comics.

A big company is like trying to steer a luxury liner.