I am a freelancer. My services are available to anyone at any time.

If you can build your career around your passions, then you're winning in life; that's one of the best things you can ask for.

Sober strip clubs are horrible. When you are sober you see the matrix code behind a strip club. You're paying girls to pretend to like you until you run out of money so they can walk away.

I don't know if I'm a Twitter addict. That seems kind of harsh. I would say it's more that I'm seriously involved. That it's a long-term relationship - like a girlfriend, which my actual girlfriend loves to hear.

I do lots of crowd work in my set, because I enjoy writing material through riffing and conversation.

The 'Hipster Nerds' like stuff because they hate it. It's like they ironically like it.

Even before I had an assistant, my calendar was color-coded and I had all these different e-mail rules for how to prioritize e-mails, so I made it a point years ago to figure all that stuff out because my life was a mess.