I am a freelancer. My services are available to anyone at any time.

I think being an outcast is what sort of strengthens the nerd movement, because you're isolated, so you have time.

I do seem like the kind of guy who'd be obsessive about Rubik's Cubes.

I don't know if I'm a Twitter addict. That seems kind of harsh. I would say it's more that I'm seriously involved. That it's a long-term relationship - like a girlfriend, which my actual girlfriend loves to hear.

I do lots of crowd work in my set, because I enjoy writing material through riffing and conversation.

If you have laser-like brain it's not always focused on the most productive things. If you want to play Halo: Reach all day, that's fine, but if you want to accomplish some other things, here are some ways to do that using your innate nerd gifts.

I've gone from being bullied by jocks as a kid to being bullied by nerds as an adult.