Every year on my birthday, I start a new playlist titled after my current age so I can keep track of my favorite songs of the year as a sort of musical diary because I am a teenage girl.
Chris HardwickHumans cannot produce viable offspring with our closest animal cousin: the chimpanzee. We cannot impregnate a chimp. So you know what that means? No condoms.
Chris HardwickIf you can build your career around your passions, then you're winning in life; that's one of the best things you can ask for.
Chris HardwickWhen I was in grade school I was into chess club, Latin club, D&D, computer camp - everything that made vaginas go away.
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