I think for a lot of people, bowling is sort of a joke. But I love it, and it means a lot to me, so any chance to help promote it or celebrate it or not make the hackiest jokes - 'Bowlers are like plumbers and they wear the craziest shirts!' - I'm way into.

Things that are viral are things that motivate people to say I have to share this with everyone I know, and that has been more politics lately, and that's completely understandable.

Mainstream culture is like your mom: It's always a little late to catch on and gets easily confused by technology, but it means well.

Trying to make strangers laugh is crazy and more than a little narcissistic.

I do seem like the kind of guy who'd be obsessive about Rubik's Cubes.

Jokes that make me laugh out loud when I write them almost always bomb. I have no idea why.

If you're going into stand-up, you're hyper-analyzing the world and asking as many questions about a thing as you possibly can so you can figure out the ultimate nature of that thing.