If you do a joke that's really old, then what happens is people on Reddit and Twitter just go, 'Real original, you're just doing old jokes!' But bands do it all the time.

Twitter is really a hyper-distilled version of how the internet should work - short bursts of relatively useful information.

Playing Xbox for 23 hours straight is cool and all, but I'm going to teach you how to spend time on things in your life that will get you the following two things: paid and laid.

If you can build your career around your passions, then you're winning in life; that's one of the best things you can ask for.

If I wasn't acting or doing stand-up, I would be in animation. Or if I had the discipline I might studies physics.

I'm not fun to bowl with. I take it way too seriously. I have high expectations for myself.

I would say that nerds, as a rule, are much more sexually active than the average person. There's a lot of anxiety and stress in the nerd brain, so sex is good for that.