Alcohol is like pouring smiles on your brain.

I've always had a fondness for that satirical, Terry Gilliam - esque evil corporate megastructure, the kind of business that hangs banners that say making your life better as it throws kittens into the gears.

While the liberal media elite depict the bowler as a chubby guy with a comb-over and polyester pants, the reality is that bowling is one of the most tech-heavy sports today. Robotic pinsetters and computerized scoring were just the beginning.

My mom is a big sports fans. Basketball, football, baseball, whatever. She calls into sports radio shows and gets into shouting matches, that's how intense she is about it.

I like listening to people talk about things that they love. They get to express things they don't normally get to express.

If you have the opportunity to try different things, you should try different things and step outside your comfort zone and see what works and what doesn't work.

Real philosophy is like trying to read an alarm system installation manual in Korean.