Sober strip clubs are horrible. When you are sober you see the matrix code behind a strip club. You're paying girls to pretend to like you until you run out of money so they can walk away.

If you wish to achieve any success in this life, do your best to surround yourself with an orgy of good choices.

Some people learn comedy, and some people just are comedy.

The lifeblood of YouTube is sharing.

Sober strip clubs are horrible. When you are sober you see the matrix code behind a strip club. You're paying girls to pretend to like you until you run out of money so they can walk away.

The nerdist movement is less about consumers; there is a large contingent that are creative nerdists instead of consumers.

Long ago you may have given up control of your brain and set it on autopilot either because it just felt like too much work. And it is work! But for me, this work was well worth it for the prospect of not waking up sad every day.