Comic-Con is nerd Christmas. People go wanting to have fun.

I probably get one or two days off every five or six weeks.

I don't know why people don't want to talk about their numbers. I guess in a sense, there's a bit of performer nudity, a bit of ego nudity when you expose your numbers, I guess because someone's are higher or someone's are lower. I've never really talked about the numbers with anyone, so maybe I'm not supposed to.

I dated around some, but I've always been a serial monogamist. I don't know how people date around a lot, and not want to stab themselves in the face with a sharp object.

When you first start working, you take whatever job is offered, because you have to build your resume. But you don't think about what you're building.

Stand-up isn't something I just sit down and start writing - it's ideas you come up with in the shower, while you're driving, waiting in line.

Bowling really was a big American sport in the '50s, '60s, and '70s, and then it kind of died off in the '80s.