Some people learn comedy, and some people just are comedy.

Don't tell television, but there is some superior programming being made on the Interwebz.

Real philosophy is like trying to read an alarm system installation manual in Korean.

Stand-up for me is usually a weekend thing. I go out of town and just do it.

If you can build your career around your passions, then you're winning in life; that's one of the best things you can ask for.

There's a lot of money being generated by nerds right now. Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, the list goes on and on. Nerds make more money than our government. And with money comes power.

Be offended by everything or be offended by nothing.