When I was in grade school I was into chess club, Latin club, D&D, computer camp - everything that made vaginas go away.

Rats are just Ziploc bags full of disease.

I do seem like the kind of guy who'd be obsessive about Rubik's Cubes.

Traditionally nerd-based culture is now a big sector of pop culture.

If you do a joke that's really old, then what happens is people on Reddit and Twitter just go, 'Real original, you're just doing old jokes!' But bands do it all the time.

There are certain parts of a classic nerd's brain that can destroy that person - obsessing about things to the detriment of everything else in your life. But those are the same tools that you can use to turn everything around.

Real philosophy is like trying to read an alarm system installation manual in Korean.