I honestly think hipsters eat with their assholes because they consume everything wrong.
Chris HardwickThe nerdist movement is less about consumers; there is a large contingent that are creative nerdists instead of consumers.
Chris HardwickEven before I had an assistant, my calendar was color-coded and I had all these different e-mail rules for how to prioritize e-mails, so I made it a point years ago to figure all that stuff out because my life was a mess.
Chris Hardwick