I'm not fun to bowl with. I take it way too seriously. I have high expectations for myself.

Playing Xbox for 23 hours straight is cool and all, but I'm going to teach you how to spend time on things in your life that will get you the following two things: paid and laid.

The podcast movement was really a creative survival mechanism for standup comics.

Twitter is really a hyper-distilled version of how the internet should work - short bursts of relatively useful information.

With stand-up, there's a little bit of an exaggerated reality because things have to be manipulated to create comedy, to create jokes.

I do find some of the meanest, most exclusionary people are the nerds. And they rebel against other nerds! What are you doing? As much as I love nerds and the nerd movement, the nerd-on-nerd violence is really bad. A lot of times, nerds are the meanest ones online. And also, the trolling can be very extensive because they're smart.

I had a personal blog, but why does anyone care that I went shopping for hats?