If you wish to achieve any success in this life, do your best to surround yourself with an orgy of good choices.

Alcohol is like pouring smiles on your brain.

I think people have this stereotypical idea in their head of what a nerd is. People have said to me before, "You're not a nerd!" because I think they think of the classic Revenge Of The Nerds archetype.

The podcast movement was really a creative survival mechanism for standup comics.

Twitter is really a hyper-distilled version of how the internet should work - short bursts of relatively useful information.

Don't tell television, but there is some superior programming being made on the Interwebz.

I've always had a fondness for that satirical, Terry Gilliam - esque evil corporate megastructure, the kind of business that hangs banners that say making your life better as it throws kittens into the gears.