If I wasn't acting or doing stand-up, I would be in animation. Or if I had the discipline I might studies physics.
Chris HardwickWith stand-up, there's a little bit of an exaggerated reality because things have to be manipulated to create comedy, to create jokes.
Chris HardwickWhen I was in grade school I was into chess club, Latin club, D&D, computer camp - everything that made vaginas go away.
Chris HardwickI have opinions about the differences between Memphis barbecue and Texas barbecue. Put me in the kitchen and you'll see how Southern I can be.
Chris HardwickYou can't touch the strippers. Why are you paying to not touch someone? That is weird. How do you win in that situation? That is like walking into a deli, starving, and being like, 'Here's $300 - can I stare at the roast beef? Better yet, I'll sit down in this chair and you can mash it around my mouth and balls.
Chris Hardwick