If you wish to achieve any success in this life, do your best to surround yourself with an orgy of good choices.

I am a freelancer. My services are available to anyone at any time.

I don't know if the podcast as a medium will ever have the cultural impact that TV and movies do. It may never be super-mainstream.

When I was in grade school I was into chess club, Latin club, D&D, computer camp - everything that made vaginas go away.

The goal of almost every comic is to find a comedy voice - a specific point of view that an audience can latch onto.

I spent a lot of time bowling as a kid, mostly because I grew up in bowling alleys. They were kind of my playgrounds.

Both my parents recognized early on that I wanted to do something in comedy, and they were really supportive. They're the ones who bought me Steve Martin records and let me watch R-rated comedies long before they probably should have.