When comedians get successful, the fans that they have aren't the fans they would hang out with. I don't have that problem.

I really don't have time "to Twitter," it's not something that should grab your day. That's a big misconception, actually, about the whole service. You don't go out of your way to tweet, you just post when you've got something. Hopefully, not while you're driving. It complements your life more than takes over your life.

I have opinions about the differences between Memphis barbecue and Texas barbecue. Put me in the kitchen and you'll see how Southern I can be.

If I wasn't acting or doing stand-up, I would be in animation. Or if I had the discipline I might studies physics.

No matter what tricks you use or what decisions you make, go easy on yourself as someone who's on a never-ending quest for improvement.

I dated around some, but I've always been a serial monogamist. I don't know how people date around a lot, and not want to stab themselves in the face with a sharp object.

When I was in grade school I was into chess club, Latin club, D&D, computer camp - everything that made vaginas go away.