Television and movies just take so long. If you pitch a show or develop a project, it can be a year before your show even gets on the air, if it gets picked up. Just the concept of "I had this idea" and within a week it was in the world, that was a part of why it felt weirdly empowering as a performer.

Don't tell television, but there is some superior programming being made on the Interwebz.

You don't need 30 million people to listen to your podcast. If 10,000 people listen to your podcast, which is not a hard number to achieve, then 10,000 people are listening, and you can build a community, and literally change the world just recording into a microphone.

There's a lot of money being generated by nerds right now. Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, the list goes on and on. Nerds make more money than our government. And with money comes power.

I am a freelancer. My services are available to anyone at any time.

Bowling really was a big American sport in the '50s, '60s, and '70s, and then it kind of died off in the '80s.

There's a lot of laughing on a horror movie set. They're magical in that way.