Be offended by everything or be offended by nothing.

The thing about hipsters is that they take very seriously trying to make themselves look like they don't take themselves seriously.

If you're going into stand-up, you're hyper-analyzing the world and asking as many questions about a thing as you possibly can so you can figure out the ultimate nature of that thing.

I feel like so much of why I sort of want to work in television is so that people know to come see me live.

Jokes that make me laugh out loud when I write them almost always bomb. I have no idea why.

I just feel like, for me personally, there's just been so much election fatigue, and while I think it was very important during the election to always be on top of everything that was going on with the election via social media, I do feel like, all right, now we need a little bit of a detox. I think people need a little bit of a break from it.

I think people have this stereotypical idea in their head of what a nerd is. People have said to me before, "You're not a nerd!" because I think they think of the classic Revenge Of The Nerds archetype.