I'm not trying to sound like I turned into some kind of wise man, but it's nice to realize that your little pocket of the world isn't the whole world.

I understand what my gift is, which is making people laugh, hopefully. It's more on that level. I don't need to be a leading man, I'm fine with that.

I wish I was dating one of the ladies in 'Bollywood Hero.' They're gorgeous. Any of them.

My friends tell me that I've calmed down, that I seem more centered. I don't know, I think my inner self was more hollow before, which made me more scattered, and more needy to get laughs.

Believe in yourself and try not to take anything personally.

Here in L.A., there are a lot of dead spots, and you have to drive to find energy, but all of India is so energetic.

I can't stop being in parades. I just love dancing on floats that move really slowly on the city streets in the early morning.