Here in L.A., there are a lot of dead spots, and you have to drive to find energy, but all of India is so energetic.

Here in L.A., there are a lot of dead spots, and you have to drive to find energy, but all of India is so energetic.

It sounds gross to say that I like myself more. But not everyone likes themselves that much. Especially in the comedy world.

I like women who are okay with who they are.

With the Roxbury guys (on 'Saturday Night Live'), I think the breaking point was when Stallone came on and wanted to do the sketch just because. And we're, like, 'Well, now we've got to create a story, so, what, are we bopping our heads with Rocky? What are we doing?'

Believe in yourself and try not to take anything personally.

I love traffic. It's fantastic. New York traffic is so relaxing.