With the Roxbury guys (on 'Saturday Night Live'), I think the breaking point was when Stallone came on and wanted to do the sketch just because. And we're, like, 'Well, now we've got to create a story, so, what, are we bopping our heads with Rocky? What are we doing?'

I wish I was dating one of the ladies in 'Bollywood Hero.' They're gorgeous. Any of them.

Believe in yourself and try not to take anything personally.

It sounds gross to say that I like myself more. But not everyone likes themselves that much. Especially in the comedy world.

My friends tell me that I've calmed down, that I seem more centered. I don't know, I think my inner self was more hollow before, which made me more scattered, and more needy to get laughs.

It's a different thing shooting for 10 weeks in India as opposed to on a set on stage pretending you're in India.

I'd love to have a child. Either one or 40. I love kids.