I'd love to have a child. Either one or 40. I love kids.

I can't stop being in parades. I just love dancing on floats that move really slowly on the city streets in the early morning.

I love any movie that has a retarded person working at Starbucks.

It's fun for someone to poke fun at himself.

I wish I was dating one of the ladies in 'Bollywood Hero.' They're gorgeous. Any of them.

Here in L.A., there are a lot of dead spots, and you have to drive to find energy, but all of India is so energetic.

I'm not trying to sound like I turned into some kind of wise man, but it's nice to realize that your little pocket of the world isn't the whole world.