My friends tell me that I've calmed down, that I seem more centered. I don't know, I think my inner self was more hollow before, which made me more scattered, and more needy to get laughs.

It's fun for someone to poke fun at himself.

Here in L.A., there are a lot of dead spots, and you have to drive to find energy, but all of India is so energetic.

It's a different thing shooting for 10 weeks in India as opposed to on a set on stage pretending you're in India.

I understand what my gift is, which is making people laugh, hopefully. It's more on that level. I don't need to be a leading man, I'm fine with that.

I like women who are okay with who they are.

I love traffic. It's fantastic. New York traffic is so relaxing.