That’s the last time I let Wesley Snipes help me out with my taxes!

I tell people that stand-up's like golf: you gotta do it every day to get it down - or at least three times a week to get it down.

I told a joke and people laughed and it was the best feeling. I knew I wanted to do this as a career. I never knew I could get such a high from telling a joke. There's something so extraordinary about having people listening to you and hanging onto your words - it's a great feeling.

A black President? Now come on y'all, we got Clinton, that's close. He got negro tendencies.

It was like a family reunion, watching the movie. It's always a good feeling when I can get a screening for my family.

Being a big star and being known, making movies and a lot of money - that really doesn't interest me.

You loan your friend money. You see them again, they don't say nothin' 'bout the money. 'Hi, how ya doin'? How's ya mama doing?' Man, how's my money doin'?