Only those who are capable of silliness can be called truly intelligent.

You see, Kenny, there are some things you don't even know you know, until you're asked.

As they embrace, she kisses him full on the mouth. And suddenly sticks her tongue right in. She has done this before, often. It’s one of those drunken long shots which just might, at least theoretically, once in ten thousand tries, throw a relationship right out of its orbit and send it whizzing off on another. Do women ever stop trying? No. But, because they never stop, they learn to be good losers.

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination.

One should never write down or up to people, but out of yourself.

If it’s going to be a world with no time for sentiment, it’s not a world that I want to live in.

But seriously, I believe I'm a sort of Ideal Woman, if you know what I mean. I'm the sort of woman who can take men away from their wives, but I could never keep anybody for long. And that's because I'm the type which every man imagines he wants, until he gets me; and then he finds he doesn't really, after all.