Normally if I met a guy who was unemployed and illiterate who hadn't bathed in a couple of weeks, I'd be standing in a puddle with excitement, but I'm sort of in a bad mood tonight, so take this bag and give me the fu**ing paper before I pop your head like a zit. He said, you're a lesbian, aren't you?

She's so small, yet she contains so much evil.

You're trying to be tricky. What's morality?" "It's the difference between what's right and what you can rationalize." "Must be a human thing." "Exactly.

Hope is bulletproof, truth just hard to hit

People, generally, suck.

Like God's own chocolate, I'd lick her shadow off a hot sidewalk

Nothing evokes the prurient like puritanism.