Normally if I met a guy who was unemployed and illiterate who hadn't bathed in a couple of weeks, I'd be standing in a puddle with excitement, but I'm sort of in a bad mood tonight, so take this bag and give me the fu**ing paper before I pop your head like a zit. He said, you're a lesbian, aren't you?

Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place.

Compliment but do not covet.

Hope is bulletproof, truth just hard to hit

Whistler,' Manet called. 'How's your mother?

Cofishes-other fish in a group, coworkers, cohorts, etc. Shut up, it's a word.

As much as I encourage communication with my readers, I don't want reviews from them, simply because I don't need to be hamstrung in the middle of working on something.