I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on.

Perhaps there is a reason that there is no fool piece on the chessboard. What action, a fool? What strategy, a fool? What use, a fool? Ah, but a fool resides in a deck of cards, a joker, sometimes two. Of no worth, of course. No real purpose. The appearance of a trump, but none of the power: Simply an instrument of chance. Only a dealer may give value to the joker.

So Now You're Death: Here's What You'll Need

I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.

Carlton Mellick III has the craziest book titles and the kinkiest fans!

The netherworld is timeless and unchanging, and boring -- much like a doctor's waiting room.

Foul and magical fumes bubbled out of the kettle, like the flatulence of a dragon on a demon-only diet.