That's the scary thing about hope," she said. "If you let it go too long it turns into faith.

Which is why you chose to wear that delightful ensemble from the skank-wear collection at Hoes-n-Thangs?" -Tommy

Carlton Mellick III has the craziest book titles and the kinkiest fans!

Sweetheart, wake up; you've destroyed the house and I need you to suffer for it.

She's so small, yet she contains so much evil.

I fink I gots deaf on me willie.

People, generally, suck.