That's the scary thing about hope," she said. "If you let it go too long it turns into faith.

Shoes off in the whale! And don't try and make a break for the anus.

She's so obnoxious. Like a whole Saturday night drunk tank full of obnoxious packed into one little body." Detective Cavuto

... but to remain historically accurate, I would have had to leave out an important question that I felt needed to be addressed, which is, 'What if Jesus had known kung fu?

Anger is the spirits telling you that you are alive.

Tommy had felt alone in a crowd before, even inferior to everyone in a crowd, but now he felt, well, different. It wasn't just the clothes and the make up, it was the humanity. He wasn't part of it. Heightened senses or not, he felt like he had his nose pressed against the window, looking in. The problem was, it was the window of a donut shop.

It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.