Inside, I was like: "Ha, suck my spiky rubber strap-on, vampyre hunter!

As a teacher of fourth-graders in a public school, where corporal punishement was not allowed, she had years of violence stored up and was, truth be told, sort of enjoying letting it out on Kona, who she felt could have been the poster child for the failure of public education.

So hey, once Joshua heals your brother, you want to go do something, get some pomegranate juice, a falafel,or get married or something?

Most of us don't live our lives with one, integrated self that meets the world, we're a whole bunch of selves.

...as if someone had thrown a hand grenade into the middle of a teddy bear orgy and the only survivors had had their fur blown off.

Sarcasm will make your tits fall off.

You don't hurry a thinker, and you don't talk to him when he's thinking. It's just inconsiderate.