It was an eight-harlot inn, if that's how you measure an inn. (I understand that now they measure inns in stars. We are in a four-star inn right now. I don't know what the conversion from harlots to stars is.)

Like most Beta Males, he didn't realize that being a good guy was not necessarily an attraction to women.

Yo, yo, yo, check it out," said PJ, with enough hand gestures that any deaf person watching would have thought he had ASL Tourette's syndrome

Actually, orcas aren't quite as complex as scientists imagine. Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car.

Why write a song when no one can play the notes or understand the lyrics?

After all the evidence is in--after you've run all the facts by everything you know--and you're still lost, you have to do some things on faith.

What this movie needs is more brain eating zombies.