Angels are just pretty insects.

I like a girl with a substantial bottom,' said Renoir, drawing in the air the size bottom he preferred.

As a teacher of fourth-graders in a public school, where corporal punishement was not allowed, she had years of violence stored up and was, truth be told, sort of enjoying letting it out on Kona, who she felt could have been the poster child for the failure of public education.

Just because he was pretty didn't mean he couldn't be improved by a smack upside the head with a piece of earnest hickory

You were supposed to empathize with your friend's problem, but they were, after all, your friend's problems.

Most of us don't live our lives with one, integrated self that meets the world, we're a whole bunch of selves.

The pursuit of material gain is ultimately empty when measured against eternity.