Diogenes carried a bowl with him for years, but one day saw a man drinking from his cupped palm and declared, ‘I have been a fool, burdened all these years by the weight of a bowl when a perfectly good vessel lay at the end of my wrist.

He wanted her to experience all the glorious cheese of life.

It's very difficult to stay angry when a room full of bald guys in orange robes start giggling. Buddhism.

The medium obscured the message.

Actually, orcas aren't quite as complex as scientists imagine. Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car.

She knew it should bother her more, being evil and all, but after she put on a little mascara and some lipstick and poured herself another cup of blood-laced coffee, she found that she was okay with it.

Why write a song when no one can play the notes or understand the lyrics?