Blessed are the dumbfucks.

And he was like "The sedative in the blood, blah, blah, four hours, blah, blah, nerdspeak, geektalk -" -Abby

Compliment but do not covet.

San Francisco is a breathtakingly beautiful city, with lots of great contrasts between dark and light, often overlapping each other. It's a great setting for a horror story.

Which is why you chose to wear that delightful ensemble from the skank-wear collection at Hoes-n-Thangs?" -Tommy

And an inky-colored despair of rejection enveloped me like the black tortilla of depression around a pain burrito.

I love you above all things, even pie.