The netherworld is timeless and unchanging, and boring -- much like a doctor's waiting room.
The pursuit of material gain is ultimately empty when measured against eternity.
Carlton Mellick III has the craziest book titles and the kinkiest fans!
I think I'm what they call a never-was.
Just because he was pretty didn't mean he couldn't be improved by a smack upside the head with a piece of earnest hickory
I could stand on my head and flick the bean right there at the dinner table and my mom would be all, "Honey, Christmas is family time, we should be together" and make me finish in front of everyone.