You know, there's a 12 step program for gambling. You should look into that. Twelve steps. Coyote laughed. I'll bet I can do it in six.
Christopher MooreMr. Fresh looked up. "The book says if we don't do our jobs everything could go dark, become like the Underworld. I don't know what the Underworld is like, Mr. Asher, but I've caught some of the road show from there a couple of times, and I'm not interested in finding out. How 'bout you?" "Maybe it's Oakland," Charlie said. "What's Oakland?" "The Underworld." "Oakland is not the Underworld!" "The Tenderloin?" Charlie suggested.
Christopher MooreWhat is your name?" asked Lear. Caius," said Kent. And whence do you hail?" From Bonking, sire." Well, yes, lad, as do we all," said Lear, "but from what town?
Christopher MooreThat's the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You have to create sarcasm.
Christopher MooreA womanโs magazine quiz: Question: You decide to do the dread deed and just as things are starting to get hot he comes, rolls over, and asks, โWas it good for you?โ You: a. Say, โGod, yes! That was the best seventeen seconds of my lifeโ b. Say, โSure, as good as it gets for me with a man.โ c. Put a Certs in your navel and say, โThatโs for you, Mr. Bunnyman. You can have it on your way back up, after the job is finished
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