If there was anything I learned from John the Baptist, it was that the sooner you confess a mistake, the quicker you can get on to making new and better mistakes.

She's evil. Evil, evil, evil. I want to see her naked.

In business, as in politics, the public is ever so tolerant of those who slime.

If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.

I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.

If you like what you're reading, I probably wrote it.

That's the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You have to create sarcasm.