I know that even now, having watched enough television, you probably won't even refer to them as lepers so as to spare their feelings. You probably call them 'parts-dropping-off challenged' or something.
Christopher Moore. . . You seem upset, Charlie. Is something wrong? Charlie: No, no, Iโm okay, I just had to take directions from a mute beaver in a fez to get here, itโs unsettling.
Christopher MooreWell they're pissed off and they're hungry. I was kind of busy trying not to get my brains eaten. They seemed pretty adamant about the brain-eating thing. Then they're going to IKEA, I guess
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